kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

kelsowitty

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

taconoms:

uni-t-e-a:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas

firefighters are incredibly under appreciated, this is sadly the first appreciation post to them and we need more of these, they literally walk through hell to pick up people and pull them out, they are all Castiels if all civilians are Deans, and they save animals, treating all like humans, i have never heard of a firefighter that has chosen not to save someone for there race or sex or sexuality or anything, a human is a human and an animal is an animal, i love these people and they don’t deserve to be ignored as much as they are

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

my gosh you are freaking attractive :) u go to the ECU game today?


Thank you!! And of course I did! :D

Kelsey’s 1st game where she’s not in the band! 💜💛💜💛💜💛 Plus Joseph photobombed. #ECU

Kelsey’s 1st game where she’s not in the band! 💜💛💜💛💜💛 Plus Joseph photobombed. #ECU

petervquill:

You said it yourself, bitch

we are the guardians of the galaxy!

Amy" without Amy.  (Requested by anon)

drythroats:

This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

theghostoflove
CREDIT