caraphatash:

I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DIE

caraphatash:

I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DIE

boootygod:

lmfaooo

Lol wait. Do men really like women squirting that much?

Anonymous

intellectualkillah:

dynastylnoire:

wegrewupscrewups:

lovelyandbrown:

yo-slimdickens:

lovelyandbrown:

boatsxheauxs:

lovelyandbrown:

candacedivine:

rastaqueen3000ad:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

There’s no way I can increase the font on this,

just know I am saying:

YES

in like, size 196 pt font.

We LOVE IT.

out of curiosity, can you explain why? i mean, what’s the appeal? is it the visual manifestation of pleasure?

You know 85% of guys. We’re visual. Goal oriented to a fault. Squirting looks like we hit it so hard/good (because most guys correlate the two) broke you. Like we hit the jackpot. Like we did the ultimate thing.

For a guy who actually appreciates the female orgasm, who lives and dies by it in the bedroom, for a guy who wants nothing more than to be a servant to his woman when he’s in a relationship, for a guy who’s primary objective when we have sex is to surgically, systematically remove your soul out of your body and relieve you of any pressure, stress and everyday frustration…for a guy who wants to look you in your eyes as you roll them back in your head, arch your back and shake until your tense muscles ache and you become lightheaded from hyperventilating and cumming all night…for a guy who likes to lick his lips, surrounding area and fingers clean when he’s done, for guys like me…squirting is a prerequisite to good love. Feel me? ^_^

OH.

WELL

WELL

WELL.

   from now on we gotta fuck niggas who believe like this no exceptions

Systematically remove my soul? I need me one like that, like yesterday

Lmao! My boyfriend actually said that exact phrase the other day about this subject.

The two of y’all need to start teaching classes.

I’m just glad to know that cats out there feel me on this subject. It strokes my ego in ways unimaginable to know my lady just got dicked so good that she loses all control… To know she can’t even stand to walk cause them knees be done have out… Between times like those & the recourse of a good meal, seeing the bae unable to do anything but sleep… It be like “
yeeeeeeah, nigga, I did my mutha fuckin thizzniyyee. you feel me?!

Y’all are so grown.

Man this description is a fucking bulls eye ! Squirting is heavenly on levels for a nigga that’s competitive and loves nothing more than pleasing his woman . It’s not only the orgasm that we want . We want the best form of it . If a girl says something to guy like “when my hair gets pulled and my as gets spanked i be ready to buckle” that guys goal is to AT LEAST make her buckle and tremble with pleasure . And every guy can tell you when that goal is reach there is nothing that can take us down off that high ,

Y’all REALLY grown. But I’ll allow it.

For real, I love when they sit down, with the zoned out look. And your girl look at you like you a different person like 0_0

It’s because you leveled up before our eyes

you transfigured

went super sajan

And then there’s that chance we might have slept you

We might have been getting mediocre, ramen noodle dick the prior to that moment (from you or elsewhere).

But after a moment where you have slid from one side of the bed to the other and you don’t know how you got there, but you know for certain all that water underneath your body is yours and not his…It’s like the truth has been revealed. A real lover has been seent and you can’t deny the glory of it.

I don’t think you guys can even begin to imagine the amount of wack penis is out there. How many stressful ass sessions and nights of regret we may have had. We may not have even known that we were capable of feeling that much pleasure….But you did that. It’s enough to make you question all the sex you had before.

christmaslightsduringsummer, this is why black girls want kyleformiles! lmao!

intellectualkillah:

dapenguinninja:

vinebox:

White parents vs Black parents

he forgot whose house he was in

I knew a kid that called his dad a pussy once when we were like 13. His dad replied “Just you wait ‘til your mom gets home. And the son replied with “Yea, go and get mom like a little bitch!” “And I sat there like “How the fuck this boy ain’t dead?”

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

bryankonietzko:

avatarparallels:

Voice Actors and Actresses from Avatar The Last Airbender who came back with new characters in The Legend of Korra.

What a cool post! Once again, the hardest working fans in the business. Also, as illustrated by these graphics, if you hear a voice on ATLA/LOK there is a strong chance it was performed by Grey DeLisle. Although Dee Bradley Baker might have more screen time due to all the animal chirps and grumbles. Either way, Grey and Dee could easily voice an entire series together—just the two of them covering all the characters—and the audience would be none the wiser without checking the credits.

british-supertramp:

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

alexandraerin:

lifewithhimisthis:

samanthabarxx:

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

theghostoflove
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