Fuck you and your stupid blue eyes.

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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myonecorneroftheuniverse:

He “literally” loves life

myonecorneroftheuniverse:

He “literally” loves life

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

“There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”

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mason-dixonline

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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kelsowitty
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

rl-y:

i laughed so hard at this

kelsowitty:

mason-dixonline THIS.

kelsowitty:

mason-dixonline THIS.

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

theghostoflove
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